Please enter the 1st Annual Crabby Mom Poetry Contest.
All I need you to do is to write a poem. My theme is going to center around my health,
or lack there-of. Let me give you some examples:
Fevers and coughing
Waiting for health to return
"This is the stupidest poem ever."
There once was a crab, this is true!
Who had turned one different hue
Oh try as she may
She just would not stay
The color of Institute Blue
I will have some sort of prize. I'm not sure what, yet. It'll be fantabulous, though.