tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post6383395996224340003..comments2023-06-26T05:17:25.321-05:00Comments on Actions Speak Louder: Poetry contestMother Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09515138914478228436noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-34875339340619728022011-06-10T22:30:09.567-05:002011-06-10T22:30:09.567-05:00You're only winning because you're scaring...You're only winning because you're scaring everyone else away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-7860253503141588332011-06-10T21:35:27.780-05:002011-06-10T21:35:27.780-05:00Old Mother Crab
Went to the lab
To get her poor br...Old Mother Crab<br />Went to the lab<br />To get her poor brain a haiku.<br />But when she got there,<br />Her lab was quite bare,<br />"There's not one here that I like-u!"<br /><br />I'm winning my own contest.Mother Crabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09515138914478228436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-34398107494475391612011-06-10T21:21:27.716-05:002011-06-10T21:21:27.716-05:00You're talking to yourself?! Oh no. You're...You're talking to yourself?! Oh no. You're worse than I thought. I fear the illness might be spreading to your brain...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-59388830325186289402011-06-09T20:17:08.762-05:002011-06-09T20:17:08.762-05:00Huberfield?
Love,
Mother Crab
is this thing on?...Huberfield?<br /><br />Love,<br />Mother Crab<br /><br /> is this thing on?Mother Crabnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-35292322809970239532011-06-09T19:48:04.965-05:002011-06-09T19:48:04.965-05:00(Mickey Mouse Theme Song)
Who's the sacristan...(Mickey Mouse Theme Song)<br /><br />Who's the sacristan of our glorious church, St. Francis de Sales Oratory?<br />A-B-B E-A-W- E-S-O-M-E<br /><br />Hey there, high mass, low mass, we're as accomodating as can be!<br />C-A-N O-N-W I-E-N-E-R<br /><br />Latin Mass!(Gregorian Chant!)<br />Latin Mass!(Gregorian Chant!)<br /><br />Together we can raise your soul so high, high, high!<br /><br />Who's the priest that I forgot? Oh yes, it's Canon Lagavulin<br /><br />H-U-B - Be at de Sales at 8 and 10 on Sundays<br />E-R-F - If not, you'll regret it!<br />I-E-L-D Yeah!<br /><br /><br />Love,<br />Mother CrabAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-72225340795442103562011-06-09T19:33:39.842-05:002011-06-09T19:33:39.842-05:00Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm pretty su...Roses are red.<br />Violets are blue.<br />I'm pretty sure that a French<br />Beer-Cow says, "mieuuuuu."<br /><br />Love,<br />Mother CrabAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-22816102387489590302011-06-09T11:10:31.795-05:002011-06-09T11:10:31.795-05:00[Blogger's note - I had to edit this!]
There ...[Blogger's note - I had to edit this!]<br /><br />There was an old woman who did insist that we write these poems to give her a laugh but all she got was another attack. She boasted away at her blue looking jell-o but what she really was wanting was a compassionate fellow.<br /><br />Praying for you, Mrs. HallAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-51395203799723574832011-06-07T19:00:26.401-05:002011-06-07T19:00:26.401-05:00You're no fun when sick
You put "crab&quo...You're no fun when sick<br />You put "crab" in Mother Crab<br />Get better. Now. PLEASE!<br /><br />Is that too forward?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-900869084400747926.post-51920570799264085142011-06-07T09:42:32.507-05:002011-06-07T09:42:32.507-05:00Great. After my "Ode to Bertha" got vap...Great. After my "Ode to Bertha" got vaporized!thetimmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15876191646664989795noreply@blogger.com