For those of you who are in the St. Francis de Sales circle, I want you to guess to whom the following trees belong (no real names, please). One is a first attempt at a tree, one is obviously the millionth.
|Hey, look at the lights I got for next to nothing!|
Oh, wait. They're outdoor lights for bushes?
Well, at least my tree is sturdy, thanks to MotherCrab's extra tree stand!
|And a |
|Nothing says Christmas like 10 million lights, garland and breakable ornaments.|
|The trick is to put lights up and down each branch, spend 5 days alone decorating,|
and forget to tighten the screws in the tree stand sufficiently.
|Ah, holiday memories!|