August 5, 2011

Dear Crabby

It has been almost 2 months since my last installation of Dear Crabby.  I was just reading through it and it made me laugh - out loud even!  Since I am now almost 100% healthy I would like to end the week with another edition of Dear Crabby!

So, go ahead.

Ask those pressing questions!
Your Dear Crabby can help you with all of your problems!

Example: Dear Crabby, will your Friday night festivities consist of Snack Mix and beer as always?


  1. Dear Crabby,
    Why is it that some people (like a certain sacristan) get lost going to places (like Ted Drewes) where they have been many times before?

    R. McNally

  2. Dear Rand,

    I have found that people are thinking of their dear friend Mickey when they get lost. Or, perhaps people who are lost get that way because they are afraid of having yet another car accident. Maybe both.

    More importantly, did you pick up any for me?

    Atlas-ly yours,
    Mother Crab

  3. Dear Crabby,
    Why does Choir Camp have such an awesome Latin teacher???

    A happy (choir) camper

  4. Dear Choir Camper,

    You are lucky indeed to have such an awesome Latin teacher. He must be getting paid the big bucks.

    Most camps don't have Latin teachers because the kids would be bored out of their gourds. Who sends kids to choir camp anyway?

    And, while we're at it, what's Latin got to do with singing, huh? Next thing you know you'll be telling me you like to sing or, CHANT, in Latin!

    It's a slippery slope!

    Mater Crabba

  5. Dear Crabby,

    Couch, C-O-R, uh, are you going to the mall today?


  6. Dear Billy,

    No, I'm not going to the mall today. Keep spelling, Mister!


  7. Dear Crabby,

    The Warden at Shawshank is 6 feet tall. So how in the world did Andy, who is 6' 5", comfortably fit into his suit?

    Looking for Redemption,

  8. Dear Crabby, I am in a bind
    An answer is what I want to find
    On Monday I made fun of a mime
    Now I rhyme all the time

  9. Dear Red,

    I would say it's one of those magical stretchy suits, or, perhaps it's a leisure suit and those things are ALWAYS comfy.

    It sounds to me like you could use a beer. Thanks for playing!

    Warden Crab

  10. Dear Anon, you know it's true,
    That I have better things to do
    Than to sit around trying to think
    Of rhymes that make you spit your drink.