Some people know how to put up a Christmas Tree, some don't. Some know how to put up a tree only to have it fall, some don't.
For those of you who are in the St. Francis de Sales circle, I want you to guess to whom the following trees belong (no real names, please). One is a first attempt at a tree, one is obviously the millionth.
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Hey, look at the lights I got for next to nothing!
Oh, wait. They're outdoor lights for bushes?
Well, at least my tree is sturdy, thanks to MotherCrab's extra tree stand! |
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And a partridge ornament in a pear tree. |
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| Nothing says Christmas like 10 million lights, garland and breakable ornaments. |
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The trick is to put lights up and down each branch, spend 5 days alone decorating,
and forget to tighten the screws in the tree stand sufficiently. |
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| Ah, holiday memories! |